Who We Are: The Architects of Adorable Anguish
Welcome to Pink Hell Incorporated, the leading (and only) firm specializing in eternally stylish suffering. Founded in the Ethereal Eon -7, we've been revolutionizing the underworld with a splash of pink and a whole lot of glitter. Our mission? To prove that eternal torment can be eternally trendy!
Our team of highly skilled (and impeccably dressed) demons, imps, and other infernal entities work tirelessly to ensure your afterlife is as comfortable as it is chic. From lava-proof lingerie to soul-soothing spa treatments, we've got it all.
Our Pink Philosophy
We believe that just because you're doomed doesn't mean you can't look divine. Our core values are Passion (for pink), Punishment (with panache), and Perfection (in every shade of fuchsia).